Well hello there…

Hello to everyone, and welcome to 2015.
I hope you all had a very happy Christmas and an even better new year.

For myself, it was busy but I enjoyed the festivities, and I must say I even managed not to get drunk at our new years eve party, which has got to be a first.

Over the last couple of months or so, I have been hard at work bringing the site upto speed with updates.
Over the Christmas period I had taken most “side” parts to the site offline. The blog being one, but also Chuckles n Such.
Having noticed a number of duplicated images, I shut the site down, removed all the images and have begun the time-consuming process of checking for duplicate images as well as preparing all the new images.
The site should hopefully be up and running again soon.

As for my personal health update, over the xmas season I had unfortunately managed to get the dreaded “lurg”.
A sickness bug is currently working its way around and sadly, it has affected my eldest child Caitlin and my youngest Jack and it would seem it was my turn shortly after. I felt so ill, headaches, hot and cold shivers, painful sinuses and bodily aches adding up to quite a miserable time.
Still, I’m on the mend and my only problem is now, is trying to stay awake!
I’m not sure if it’s the medication I’m on or just that the “staying at home” is becoming so tedious and “samey” it’s sending me into an endless spiral of tiredness.

Anyway, as I say I hope you all had a good Christmas time and I hope 2015 will bring you all you deserve and want.

All the best…

~ Roy

 

Legendary Blonde Jokes…Just for fun

Before I start getting complaints, THESE AINT MINE!

  1. How does a blonde turn the light on after sex?
    “Opens the car door”
  2. What is it called when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
    “Data Transfer”
  3. How do you make a blondes eyes light up?
    “Shine a torch in her ear!”
  4. Why do blondes wear knickers?
    “To keep their ankles warm!”
  5. What’s the difference between big foot and a blonde?
    “Big foot has been spotted on a number of occasions”
  6. What’s a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
    Hump me, dump me”
  7. Why do blondes wear big hooped earrings?
    “To rest their ankles in”

She was so blonde…

  1. Got stabbed in a shot out
  2. Died of starvation in a supermarket
  3. Stared at a carton of orange juice coz it said “Concentrate”
  4. She sent a fax with a stamp on it
  5. She thought Boyz II Men was a day care centre
  6. She tried to drown a fish
  7. She tripped over a cordless phone
  8. At the bottom of the application form where it says “Sign here”, she put “Cancer”
  9. Studied for a blood test, and failed
  10. When she heard 90% of accidents occur around the home, she moved
  11. She thinks Taco Bell is a phone company
  12. When she saw the sign saying “Airport left” she turned round and went home
  13. She uses tipex when she makes a typing mistake on her computer
  14. Tried to buy a ticket to get on the “Soul Train”
  15. She cheered when she completed a jigsaw puzzle, why? because it said 2-3 years on the box, and she did it in 8 days

Hi there, long time no see

Well, I’m literally counting down the days until I get confirmation of my start date with my new employer.

For those of you not familiar with this turn of events, I am leaving the realms of British Gas and moving to pastures new.
Having worked in retail, customer services and various other job roles, I don’t seem have made a solid career choice. For sometime now I have had to take my life in a whole new direction and at 31, some people may say I’ve left it a little late 🙂

In any case, I have chosen to better myself and incorporate all my personal skills and other qualities into Support Work.
I will have the privilege of working with adults with learning difficulties and complex needs.
As with any new job, I am a little anxious and nervous and all the usual questions are cropping up, but I feel that this is where I’m wanting to take my life and progress within this field.

Anyways, for all you people that visit my blog and whom I work with, I will be writing something shortly as a, shall we say, final message.

All this aside for and moving onto something RBCSoftware related, as my hosting service has introduced new ‘bit and bobs’, there will be a few changes (hopefully for the better) in and around the site.
Some up and coming things include a new and improved photo album/gallery and also a calendar where not only I can keep a track of events etc, but also registered members can too.

As over the last couple of weeks I have been playing with my IPhone, as you can see, the blog has had several nonsensical posts. These are largely from when I “Tweet” on the Twitter app, and also scores from the games I’m playing. Apologies to the regulars who thought I was writing incoherent blurbs or just posting totally random crap.
In fact as I write, I have just switched tabs and now, all my “Tweets” will appear in it own category, aptly entitled “Tweets”, so there you have it.

You’ll probably see that RBCSoftware is all interconnected, and between my IPhone, Twitter, Facebook, blog and email everything communicates together.
This is all part of the master plan, of which I am able to concentrate on more, now that my regular hours of work have changed, so as always, please keep coming back.
Please always feel free to post a comment or suggestion or whatever as all posts are gratefully received (with the exception of that darn spam <shaking fist>!)

For now, I bid you a fond farewell, whilst I tinker more with RBCSoftware’s bits!