I’m still here…

For the past couple of months, well, about six months to be precise, I have found it increasingly difficult to motivate myself to do anything across the whole of my domain.

Personal health has been one of the biggest factors causing this period of inactivity, but amongst that, I am suffering from a kind of depression I find difficult to talk about, as to some it would probably sound silly.
Nevertheless, it is this amongst a few other issues that are causing me to show very little interest at the moment.

So what will happen to RBCJ Hub?
To be honest, I have not yet thought deeply into it much, purely for the same reasons as above.
However, for the meantime, the pages of RBCJHub will remain open and active until such time I am able to give a clear and decisive action.

I hope that for the moment people will at least try and understand without prejudice and continue to visit for whatever reason you choose. As I have done today, I will try at some point(s) to keep you all updated, but for now, thanks for visiting…

~ The Creator

The Masterbater Song

Sung to the tune of Macarana!

Sitting in my house, and I know that I’m alone,
feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone,
go and grab a Penthouse, its the one with Sharon Stone
Hey Masturbata!

I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nice,
once ain’t enough so I have to do it twice.
If you wanna spank the monkey, I can give you good advice
Hey Masturbata!

I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline,
laying down a towel so I keep my carpet clean
Never shake my hand cause you don’t know where it’s been
Hey Masturbata!

I do it in the car when I’m driving down the street,
one hand on the wheel and the other on my meat.
I can’t get outs the car cause I’m sticking to the seat
Hey Masturbata!

Since I was a kid I have been a masturbater,
choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomato
I’ve looked at Ms. Novenber now I’m gonna decorate her
Hey Masturbata!

Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacon,
pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I’m makin’.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achin’.
Hey masturbata!

This was actually a song an American Radio DJ wrote. I dont which is worst, the fact someone has actually sat down and thought of the lyrics or the fact the topic he chose to sing about!!!

RBCSoftware.me.uk to stay open!

From the sombre mode, to total elation!

Yes, RBCSoftware is able to remain open.

So I would just like to thank (again!) my Uncle Geoff for his kind help,  without which, RBCSoftware.me.uk would have just been another distant memory within a few weeks.


Other news, I will shortly be switching broadband providers, and although there should be no interruption to connection, I may be offline for a short time.
I’m switching from Sky to TalkTalk, and here is the reason why…
For £18.99 Sky offer me 40gb bandwidth limitation, 2mb connection and sod all else!
TalkTalk…£6.99 (Free for 1st six months) 40gb bandwidth limitation, 3mb connection…
Real no brainer!
Granted, I know there are other providers out there that more than likely do better deals, but I’ve made my choice!

Amidst the long weekend I have off (Sat, Sun, Mon, Tues & Wed (Yey!)) I plan on catching up with a few projects that are long over due.
To name but one, Fetch! (The new project taking over XPRunnerNG) is starting to take shape.

Loading times have been optimized by re-writing old, cumbersome scripts and generally freshened up by de-clogging the program from unwanted image files etc which adds bloat to the final compile application.

Generally speaking, the progress is slow, but steady with Fetch! and I’m really wanting to take my time with this one, now that XPRunnerNG (the Genuine Pig) has been tested, ripped apart and dissected in the world of VB programming.

2010 is the time I really want to focus on getting a partner to help run the site, you know, write posts, maintain, make the teas, general sort of stuff.
At the moment, there are no takes, so if you are interested, please email webmaster@rbcsoftware.me.uk.

For now, thank you visiting, please keep on visiting and tell your friends.