More updates

More added to website today.
I’ve started to upload my art work, my music and some random files such as the games I’ve found from around the web.

Eventually (and once I’ve figured out how) I will be added my games section with all the shockwave flash games I’ve come across.

But for now, this chicken is off to bed, nitey nite

The Masterbater Song

Sung to the tune of Macarana!

Sitting in my house, and I know that I’m alone,
feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone,
go and grab a Penthouse, its the one with Sharon Stone
Hey Masturbata!

I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nice,
once ain’t enough so I have to do it twice.
If you wanna spank the monkey, I can give you good advice
Hey Masturbata!

I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline,
laying down a towel so I keep my carpet clean
Never shake my hand cause you don’t know where it’s been
Hey Masturbata!

I do it in the car when I’m driving down the street,
one hand on the wheel and the other on my meat.
I can’t get outs the car cause I’m sticking to the seat
Hey Masturbata!

Since I was a kid I have been a masturbater,
choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomato
I’ve looked at Ms. Novenber now I’m gonna decorate her
Hey Masturbata!

Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacon,
pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I’m makin’.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achin’.
Hey masturbata!

This was actually a song an American Radio DJ wrote. I dont which is worst, the fact someone has actually sat down and thought of the lyrics or the fact the topic he chose to sing about!!!