Sung to the tune of Macarana!
Sitting in my house, and I know that I’m alone,
feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone,
go and grab a Penthouse, its the one with Sharon Stone
I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nice,
once ain’t enough so I have to do it twice.
If you wanna spank the monkey, I can give you good advice
I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline,
laying down a towel so I keep my carpet clean
Never shake my hand cause you don’t know where it’s been
I do it in the car when I’m driving down the street,
one hand on the wheel and the other on my meat.
I can’t get outs the car cause I’m sticking to the seat
Since I was a kid I have been a masturbater,
choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomato
I’ve looked at Ms. Novenber now I’m gonna decorate her
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacon,
pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I’m makin’.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achin’.
This was actually a song an American Radio DJ wrote. I dont which is worst, the fact someone has actually sat down and thought of the lyrics or the fact the topic he chose to sing about!!!